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Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You
should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I
would build a _______ just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
Something smells like shit
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